Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/04/13
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]> > Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists > are so > > quick to > > commit suicide. Let's see now: > > > > No premarital sex. > > No booze. > > No bars. > > No television. > > No Internet. > > No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate > > parties........Actually, > > no tailgates. > > No Hooters. > > No meat from a pig. > > Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight. > > Ever try to fish at an oasis? > > Rags for clothes and hats. > > Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your > butt only > > with your > > left......like life isn't complicated enough already. > > Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is > sick and > > no doctors. > > No music No radio You can't shave You can't shower > > Bar-B-Que donkey cooked over burning camel dung. > > The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all > times. > > Your bride is picked by someone else. > > Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all > gets > > better! > > Who wouldn't go for it? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html