Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/10/20
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True story: I once was privy to a conversation between to priests, one
smoking and one non-smoking. Here it is in its entirety.
INT. PUB - DAY
Two priests are drinking beer. One is smoking like a chimney. The other
keeps wafting the smoke away and is growing more annoyed by the minute.
NON-SMOKING PRIEST
If God has intended us to smoke, he would have given
us a chimney.
SMOKING PRIEST
(point at his nostrils)
He gave me two.
FADE TO BLACK
on 10/20/01 2:35 AM, Pablo Kolodny at pkolodny@fibertel.com.ar wrote:
> you'd have been rather named Jim Hemingway
>
> --
> Pablo Kolodny
> www.pablokolodny.com
>
>> From: Jim Hemenway <jim@hemenway.com>
>> Reply-To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
>> Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 13:27:09 -0400
>> To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
>> Subject: [Leica] smoking in the us of a.
>>
>> Tobacco tis a filthy weed,
>> and from the devil doth proceed.
>>
>> It stains the fingers,
>> stains the clothes,
>> and makes a chimney of the nose.
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John Brownlow
http://www.pinkheadedbug.com
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