Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/05/22

[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]

Subject: [Leica] Goodbye Kitty, Hello Bananas
From: Malcolm McCullough <MM4@mm-croy.mottmac.com>
Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 18:37:00 +0100

Kyle suggests Hello Kitty stickers. Few people know that the most beneficial 
camera accessory is a banana sticker. These improve your photography 
enormously. I've been using them since 1974 and my photography has improved 
so much in the last quarter century that my Mother actually likes one or two 
my recent snaps. This is a major advance.

What happened in 1974? Jock Sturges was looking for an assistant for a 
couple of weeks while he was in Oxford. He asked me, goodness knows why. I 
thought that it might be interesting, so I agreed. It was interesting, not 
least because all his cameras had banana stickers on them - and he explained 
that they were the Key to Clear Vision. He was just about to change to Leica 
M from Nikons, so he gave me a surplus Nikomat as a parting gift. It even 
had a soft release (like a cheap chrome version of the TA softie). The 
Nikomat has part of the genuine imitation Naugahide peeled away and 'J 
Sturges' scratched in the revealed metalwork. It still has the original 
sticker. NFS.

I have experimented with other stickers, but conclude that the banana 
sticker is the best. Kiwi fruit stickers are no good at all. Mango stickers 
do improve sharpness, but are prone to what is known as 'Mango failure'. 
There has been a long thread about this issue on 
alt.receptacles.custardpie.dame-margaret-hilda-thatcher recently.

Depending on you political (oops sorry) inclinations you may wish to 
consider a sticker from one of the grower's cooperatives. If you live in a 
country where bananas come from plants instead of from supermarkets I will 
be happy to e-mail you a sticker.

Regards, 
Mr Sophistication

Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Monster Raving Loony Party (for 
viewers in the UK only):
Vote MRLP. You know you can trust the Loonies.

Replies: Reply from "Stanislaw B.A. Stawowy" <watteau@krakow.neurosoft.net> (Re: [Leica] Goodbye Kitty, Hello Bananas)