Re: [Leica] Way off topic

["Dan Post" <dwpost@email.msn.com>]

Javier-
Okay- So it's off topic! All is forgiven!
I'm still laughing! Funny!
Dan
- ----- Original Message -----
From: Javier Perez <japho@cunyvm.cuny.edu>
To: <HHSCOTT@hhscott.com>; <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>
Sent: Sunday, September 05, 1999 3:23 AM
Subject: [Leica] Way off topic


> Miles and miles off topic.
> Just thought I'de pass this on
>
> One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
> despair
>  he has his first meeting with a demon...
>
>  Demon: Why so glum, chum?
>
>  Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
>
>  Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
>  here... You a drinkin' man?
>
>  Guy: Sure I love to drink.
>
>  Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's
>  all we  do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet
>  Coke and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink
>  some more!
>
>  Guy:  Gee that sounds great.
>
>  Demon: You a smoker?
>
>  Guy:  You better believe it!
>
>  Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
>  cigars  from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get
>  cancer, no biggie-you're already dead, remember?
>
>  Guy: Wow...that's....awesome!
>
>  Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
>
>  Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
>
>  Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps,
>  Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go
>  Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow.
>
>  Demon: You into drugs?
>
>  Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
>
>  Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
>  big bowl of crack. Or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
>  submarine.  You can do all the drugs you want and if ya over
>  dose; that's right you're dead - who cares! OD!!
>
>  Guy:  Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swinging' place!!
>
>  Demon: You gay?
>
>  Guy: No.....
>
> Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays
>