Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1999/08/04
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Mark, How dare you address me as "Sir!". You cannot possibly be a part of OMWBS, since you obviously can read and write. Snippet of conversation with security retard He "WASSINABAGZUR?", looks away Me "Excuse me?" He "WASSINABAGZUR?", looks at me listlessly Me "Excuse me?" He "DABAGDER. WASSINIT? CANYUPINITUPFERME?, looks at me like he knows I'm a retard because he's in charge of this part of my travel itinerary, and why can't I follow him? He needs to get back to hanging with the women security retards, doesn't need to be bothered with all this stuff. And so on...to the denouement, when I almost miss my flight because I refuse to allow my film to be X-Ray'd, and the supervisor (who is the only human being in the world capable of determining, by visual inspection, that my film canisters don't contain anything but film, can't be found in under 15 minutes. Guido. >From: Mark Rabiner <mrabiner@concentric.net> >Reply-To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us >To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us >Subject: Re: [Leica] was Italy.now Brits x-raying film.. >Date: Wed, 04 Aug 1999 11:54:00 -0700 > >Guido Soprano wrote: > ><snip>Recently, at Chicago's O'Hare International Apology For An > > Airport, one of the obese, minimum wage mutants was able, after several > > unintelligible, rudely shouted commands to me, ><snip> > >Excuse be Mr. Soprano Sir! >But I am head of PR for the OMWMBS, The obese, minimum wage mutant >betterment society. >We have meetings every year at the Red Lion, would you care to come and >make a speech! >We have roast beef with those infrared lights on it! > >Mark :-) Rabiner _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com