Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1999/05/15
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Ted Grant asked:... - ---- Dan, No no it's just a great line to get them on the hook. :) Once that happens you turn on the charm and it surprises the heck out of them and they love it.:) How's this? You have to say this at just the right time, Leica in hand, because you have conned them into thinking your safe and you want to make them famous in your pictures. :) Now at the crucial moment after the first clicks and you have charmed them like crazy and they are breathing hard steaming your lens, you lean closely as this is the consummate "decisive moment!" You whisper softly using your smoothest voice, " Have you ever wondered what it would be like making it with a senior?" Smiling nicely you quickly return your attention to the Leica allowing the question to sink in, you pause for a moment and then step back. The reason for stepping back is to avoid getting smacked in the side of the head in case she doesn't have any "sense of humour." However if they should reach out a willing hand, just remember to be prepared and hope you had your Viagra with your morning wheaties!:) You young lads need a few Leica light years before you can use this line.:) Oh by the way if you find it works I'd like to know, it's one of those untested theory things. :) I keep looking for willing testers.:) - ---- Okay Ted...I'm REPORTING IN!... Yes Indeedy!...It DUZ WERK!!! As I whispered the question confidently...and steped back...the model smiled from ear-to-ear...then... HE invited me out to share a beer after the shoot! BUT...let me tell you ANOTHER great line that works too. I saw this ravishing gorgeous Lady and immediately asked her if she would pose for me...which she agreed to do..."to test my new lens"..ahem. After a few exposures...I asked her if I could photograph her in the nude. She paused for a moment...then coyly smiled with a confident "YES"!...so... I ripped off all my clothes and took her picture....ED.