[Leica] wasGang of Five, virile, vigorous senior:)

[Ted Grant <tedgrant@islandnet.com>]

> Ted wrote:Sorry ladies it just kinda got outta hand.:) But I'm safe, I'm
>about to be 70.:)

Dan responded:

>Darn, Ted:
>You dashed my hopes! At 53, I was hoping on another twenty years of being a
>dirty old man. You sounded so virile, vigorous, and potent in your postings,
>I just knew I was not destined to a life of lassitude, and debilitation in
>my twilight years! Hell, I had been telling folks that when I went out, at
>the age of ninety, or so, that it'd be at the hands of a jealous husband!
>Dan ( Dashed and despondent in the slough of despond)

Dan,

No no it's just a great line to get them on the hook. :) Once that happens
you turn on the charm and it surprises the heck out of them and they love
it.:)  How's this?

You have to say this at just the right time, Leica in hand, because you
have conned them into thinking your safe and you want to make them famous
in your pictures. :)

Now at the crucial moment after the first clicks and you have charmed them
like crazy and they are breathing hard steaming your lens, you lean closely
as this is the consummate "decisive moment!"  You whisper softly using your
smoothest voice, " Have you ever wondered what it would be like making it
with a senior?"

Smiling nicely you quickly return your attention to the Leica allowing the
question to sink in,  you pause for a moment and then step back.

The reason for stepping back is to avoid getting smacked in the side of the
head in case she doesn't have any "sense of humour." However if they should
reach out a willing hand, just remember to be prepared and hope you had
your Viagra with your morning wheaties!:)

You young lads need a few Leica light years before you can use this line.:)

Oh by the way if you find it works I'd like to know, it's one of those
untested theory things. :) I keep looking for willing testers.:)

Getting it on with a Leica, the secrets out. :) So Dan don't give up,
there's always hope. :)
ted