Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/07/01
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]This was a CLASSIC post! I was ROTFL when I read this quaint little piece......simply delightful! Thanks for brightening my morning, Patrick. Absolutely hysterical! Francesco >1. The watchman is usually not your friend. Usually he is barely literate, >so he doesn't remember much about the Bill of Rights and he is worried about >losing his job. He can't understand what the hell you're doing there, or >why you would want to photograph the site -- unless you're some kind of >INDUSTRIAL SPY. Yes, you and I know it's 1930s technology and shut down. >He's a little unclear on these things. He also doesn't understand that if >you're on public property and taking pictures for your own use, you are >within your rights. He remembers, more or less, that he has seen people in >uniforms with guns on TV destroying cameras and kicking the shit out of >photographers, and he wonders whether maybe that's what's expected of him in >this situation. > >If you tell the watchman that you are photographing the site because you >think it's beautiful, he thinks you're crazy. If you tell him you think >it's beautiful because you're an engineer, well, now he KNOWS you're one a >them there INDUSTRIAL SPIES. > >My advice: when the watchman shows up, tell him you were just leaving, and >it's legal for you to take pictures from the road but you didn't take any >anyway because you couldn't get the right angle -- see, that fence is in the >way. Then leave. Don't come back. >-Patrick