Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/05/23

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Subject: [Leica] Trolling examples
From: "Alan Hull" <>
Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 18:36:07 +0200

Lets liven up the weekend with some examples of good trolls (noun). =20
1. Four-wheel drive is for whimps.  Real men get out and push.
2. Autofocus is for photographers whose brain reacts slower than the
whole body of a 7-foot basketball bouncer.
3. Photographers who wear glasses should stick to waist-level reflex
4. Men should chain themselves to the railings to get women back in the
5. Attach a Global Position=B4Satelite system and a set of motorised
wheels to an auto-everything-else camera. Then you can wave from the
doorstep at eight-o-clock every morning as it takes off down the road
on a self-motivated assignment.
6. Royal Stuart tartan lens coatings should replace the blue yellow etc
coatings in preparation for Scotlands turn to rule the world.

<bg> :-)  <g> :-)  :-o
Alan Hull