Re: [Leica] (LUG -not Leica) Completely off topic

[Jack Gottlob <sam@injersey.com>]

Hans Pahlen wrote:
> 
> My wife sent this to me from her job:
> 
> You Know You Have a Problem When...
> 1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
> on the way back to bed.
> 2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
> Navigator 1.1 or higher."
> 3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
> 4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
> pulled the plug on a loved one.
> 5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your
> child in the overhead compartment.
> 6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the
> free Internet access.
> 7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
> 8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
> 9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start
> to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
> You try to hum to communicate with the modem...and you succeed.
> 10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
> processor.com
> 11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
> 12. You start introducing yourself as "Tom at Tom Site dot com.
> 13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
> 14. Your pet has its own home page.
> 15. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
> 16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
> 17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
> 18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they
> have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
> 19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
> 
> Have a nice weekend!
> Cheers HansYou forgot one:
20. You read all of the messages on the Leica LUG before deleting them.