Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1997/02/05
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]I thought this was funny. It's a bit off topic. >>The OJ Trial, >> as Told by Dr. Seuss >> >>I did not kill my lovely wife. >>I did not slash her with a knife. >>I did not bonk her on the head. >>I did not know that she was dead. >> >>I stayed at home that fateful night. >>I took a limo, then took a flight. >>The bag I had was just for me. >>My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be! >> >>When I came home, I had a gash. >>My hand was cut from broken glass. >>I cut my hand on broken glass. >>A broken glass did cause that gash. >> >>My friend, he took me for a ride. >>All through LA, from side to side. >>>From north to south, we took a ride.But from the cops we could not >>hide. >> >>My trial lasted for a year. >>A year! A year! Just sitting here! >>The DNA, the HEM, the HAW! >>The circus-hype the viewers saw! >>A year! A year! Just sitting here! >> >>Did you do this awful crime? >>Did you do this anytime? >>I did not do this awful crime. >>I could not, would not, anytime. >>Did you take this person's life? >>Did you do it with a knife? >> >>I did not do it with a knife. >>I did not, could not, kill my wife. >>I did not do this awful crime. >>I could not, would not, anytime. >> >>Did you hit her from above? >>Did you drop this bloody glove? >> >>I did not hit her from above. >>I cannot even wear that glove. >>I did not do it with a knife. >>I did not, could not, kill my wife. >>I did not do this awful crime. >>I could not, would not, anytime. >> >>The glove you see it doesn't fit >>The lawyer says you must acquit >>Acquit because the cops all lied >>Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried. >> >>The jury came back verdict in hand >>and silence fell across the land >>Not guilty, not guilty they did decree >>Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free >> >>And now I'm free, I can return >>To my house for which I yearn. >>And to my family whom I love. >>Now would you please return my glove?! >> >Best always, >Adriane > > > > Regards, Ben W. Holmes Boulder, CO USA bholmes@frii.com