[Leica] Saving the forests.

[tedgrant at shaw.ca (tedgrant at shaw.ca)]

Jayanand offered:
>>It might be a loss to you, but it would be a big gain for the Earth's 
>>forest
cover. Now if we could only teach these Westerners to use a mug of water
rather than toilet paper...(-:<<<<<<<<<<

Jayanand mon ami,
Now if you could ever make that happen in any educated wild growth western 
world the following will have to happen FIRST! :-) :-)''

1/ An earth colony will be well established on Mars and the Moon.
2/ PEACE WLL BE ALL OVER PLANET EARTH!
3/ There will be 4 blue moons every night featuring various smiling faces by 
the Man in the Moon.
4/ These faces will be changed every other night giving women of "ALL 
NATIONS EQUAL OPPORTUNIES!"
5/ You would require "bottom washing" stations all over the cities of 
educated countries. "NOT A HOPE!"
6/ All those working in the paper making plants would have to be compensated 
for being out of a job.
7 The contries with forests beyond your wildest imagination, "washing yer 
butt with a BARE hand full of drinking water just ain't going ot happen!"

Be much easier to cut back on planet Earth's breeding habits and stop making 
millions of new people every year would be far easier than trying to sell 
the concept of washing yer bottom with a handful of water. Besides what does 
one do.... walk about with a big towel hanging from their waist belt drying 
out with the noon day breeze?

Now if the western world is having a tough time with women wearing Burkas 
when they immigrate to new countries... Just for a few moments think about 
trying to sell the idea of washing yer ass from your drinking water, than 
politely in private using paper and flushing it away with the droppings!!

cheers,
Dr. ted