Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/01/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Dear LUGgers, to further improve the efficiency of your mail reading, we hereby recommend the following actions to be taken, to be done in 4 phases: Phase One: All mail subjects should be tagged. OT: for off-topic. IMG: for images, OT-W: for off topic watch, OT-WH for off topic Whiskey, OT-SMWH for off topic single malt whiskey and so on and so forth. If your subject line does not contain a tag, one shall be automatically generated for you, e.g. MWR: refers to Mark's Witty Remark. MNSGR: refers to Mark's Not So Good Remark. An AI filter will be installed to scan the content of your message and an appropriate tag will be used. Phase Two: The AI filter will be upgraded so the entire content of the message will be summarized as tags, e.g. MWROPHPT refers to Mark's Witty Remark On Political Humor Phrase Twelve. All posted images will be losslessly compressed into a 100x100 image. Phase Three: As the AI filter processes more messages, it will assign a single integer to denote a message, hence "1" will refer to this message. When a subject invariantly comes up, then the AI filter will simply use the previous integer assigned to it, thus greatly reducing the amount of mail you will have to read. All posted images will be losslessly compressed into a 10x10 image. Phase Four: All incoming mail to LUG will be dropped with no acknowledgement, instead the AI filter will send out a random number to all subscriber for each incoming message. Anyone who dares to post images will be bombarded with 10 messages with the subject header: 761542932001729. Further offense will be dealt with by 100 messages and so on. Hereby respectfully submitted -- // richard m: richard @imagecraft.com // b: http://rfman.wordpress.com