Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/01/24

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Subject: [Leica] leni riefenstahl, jill greenberg,sally mann and kyle cassidy walk into a bar
From: pklein at 2alpha.net (Peter Klein)
Date: Wed Jan 24 23:54:34 2007

The priest and the rabbi were already in the bar due to a previous 
joke.  As Leni walked by, the priest crossed himself and began humming the 
Dies Irae.  Leni tossed her scuba mask at the priest, then sat down at a 
table with Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who, like Leni, is still dead.

The rabbi cornered Jill and began berating her: "Feh, you stinker, it's not 
nice to frighten the kinderlach."  Jill spat out a half-chewed bite of her 
buttered ham sandwich, and the rabbi began to cry.  Jill quickly turned up 
the "plastic" setting on her Canon and pressed the shutter.

Meanwhile, Sally had set up a tripod and cable release and photographed 
herself in animated coversation with the talking dog.  And Kyle had 
levitated the goth girl bartender, and was happily shooting  her fresh, 
bleeding nose piercing with a 105mm Leica Micro-Nikkor.

--Peter (SLUG in Seattle)

pmcc_2000 wrote:
 > Which of them is the priest, the rabbi, and the talking dog?
 > Peter. PLUG in SF, CA


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