Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/01/05
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]I've ordered my copy. Can't wait to see it! On 4 January 2007, Jim Shulman wrote, ?Since then, I've used "goyim" as the log-in name for many websites. Like my experience with the Times, it's almost never taken, and I can easily remember it!? Perhaps Lenny Bruce said it best? Jewish and Goyish ?'Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai Brith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish.? ?If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish.? ?Kool-Aid is goyish. Evaporated milk is goyish even if the Jews invented it. Chocolate is Jewish and fudge is goyish. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish.? ?All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes, goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish, macaroons are very Jewish.? ?Negroes are all Jews. Italians are all Jews. Irishmen who have rejected their religion are Jews. ? ?Mouths are very Jewish. And bosoms. Baton-twirling is very goyish.? ?Underwear is definitely goyish. Balls are goyish. Titties are Jewish.? ?Celebrate is a goyish word. Observe is a Jewish word. Mr. and Mrs. Walsh are celebrating Christmas with Major Thomas Moreland USAF (ret.), while Mr. and Mrs. Bromberg observed Hanukkah with Goldie and Arthur Schindler from Kiamesha, New York.? Best to all, Ira Silverman