Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2006/12/10

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Subject: [Leica] Must I solve all of Ted Grant's Problems?
From: kcassidy at asc.upenn.edu (Kyle Cassidy)
Date: Sun Dec 10 21:57:58 2006

Ted's Problem: Deer keep eating his flowers and since he's Canadian -- and 
doesn't have a violent bone in his body and won't kill them and dry them out 
for jerky-- they do it over and over.

Ted's Solution: Photograph the deer every night as they mosey about in your 
back yard. Send the staggeringly awesome photos to Outdoor Life, Field and 
Stream, and whatever other magazines of that ilk publish them. Take the $$$ 
(or whatever silly imitation of American dollars they use in Canada -- beads 
or shells or beaver pelts or whatever) and hire some guy to sit in the back 
yard and feed the deer corn and Vegemite and Purena Deer Chow. They will 
become so fat and satiated that they will leave his flowers alone.

Another good deed done, I can now go to sleep.

kc

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