Re: [Leica] OT, Completely OT!

["\(SonC\) Sonny Carter" <sonc@sonc.com>]

Eh?

Spell Natchitoches without looking!

Sonny
http://www.sonc.com

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From: "Greg J. Lorenzo" <gregj.lorenzo@shaw.ca>
To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>
Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 6:50 PM
Subject: [Leica] OT, Completely OT!


> 24 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN
> > 
> > 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK."
> > 
> > 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a
> > serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the
> > chesterfield."
> > 
> > 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
> > 
> > 4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
> > 
> > 5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at
> > the camp, eh!!
> > 
> > 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a
> > cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars
> > and no Americans.
> > 
> > 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of
> > a highway.
> > 
> > 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
> > 
> > 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen
> > drawers .
> > 
> > 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of
> > a Celtic musical group.
> > 
> > 11. You get excited whenever an American television
> > show mentions Canada.
> > 
> > 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim
> > Carrey, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Nelly Furtado,
> > Pamela Lee and Mike Meyers are Canadians.
> > 
> > 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a
> > Canadian.
> > 
> > 14. You know what a toque is.
> > 
> > 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a
> > snowsuit.
> > 
> > 16. You know that the last letter of the English
> > alphabet is always pronounced "Zed."
> > 
> > 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2
> > pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
> > 
> > 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost
> > winter, winter, still winter and road work.
> > 
> > 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a
> > hot day.
> > 
> > 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You
> > know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
> > 
> > 21. You perk up when you hear the theme song from
> > "Hockey Night in Canada."
> > 
> > 22. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
> > 
> > 23. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary,
> > and is more polite than, "Huh?"
> > 
> > 24. You actually understand these jokes, and forward
> > them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! And then you
> > send them to your American friends just to confuse
> > them still further.
> 
> 
> 
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