Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/12/04
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Joseph Codispoti gave the best story yet: ;-) > The Tourist (with all due respect to my Canadian friend) > A foreign tourist pays the obligatory visit to a Nevada brothel. > > The madam assigns to him her newest girl but something goes wrong. The girls > sits on the man's lap, the man whispers something in her ear. The girl gets > up indignant and screams "no way". > > The madam notes the incident and sends a more experienced girl to the task. > Unfortunately, the same thing happens. After some pleasantries, the man > leans over and whispers something in her ear. The girl slaps him hard and > stalks off. > > By now the madam is intrigued and decides to attend to the visitor herself. > After all, she figures, she has seen many men come and go and she knows how > to handle the most difficult ones. > > So she sits in his lap, kisses him and soon enough the man leans over and > whispers in her ear: "do you take Canadian dollars"?<<< Hi Joseph, Wonderful story !!!!!! :-) Only two countries side by each understanding each other in some strange way can appreciate this . :-) thanks a bunch! ted - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html