Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/08/15
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]>Alastair Firkin, >Ballarat Victoria > > > > CONFIDENTIAL > > You may be surprised to receive this letter from me >since some of you do not know me personally. The purpose of >my introduction is that I am Alastair Firkin, the >first son of Barry Firkin ,the most popular medical professor at >Monash university and a Jedi knight. I got your contact through a >bizarre network online hence decided to write you. > >Before the death of my father, he had taken me to >Sydney to deposit the sum of USD 5 (yes, $5!!!) This amount was >meant for the purchase of stamps. > >This stamp problem came when e_Mail became dominant. >Brain Reid introduced a new stamp Act Reform >wholly affecting the rich stamp horders and some few >coin collectors, and this resulted in the killing and mob >action by e_Mail war veterans and some lunatics in >the microsoft society. In fact a lot of people were stuck >because of this stamp reform Act. > >It is against this background that, I and my family >fled the post office for fear of our lives and are >currently staying in Ballarat where noone has ever written a letter. We are >seeking literary asylum and moreso have decided to >transfer my father's stamps to a more reliable >foreign envelope. Since Ballarat >prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to lick any stamp or to be >involved in any enveloping transaction throughout >the territorial zone of Victoria and as the >eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the >responsibility of seeking an envelope >where these stamps could be applied without the knowledge >of my mother who is bent on wiping out inky communication. >The Local government >seems to be playing along with her. >Help me please > >Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU > Yours Faithfully, - -- Alastair Firkin http://www.afirkin.com http://www.familyofman2.com ()" "'() ( '0',) (,,)(")(") - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html