Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/05/11
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]At 8:34 PM -0400 5/10/01, Kyle Cassidy wrote: >Jon Honeyball admonished the LUG: > >>Have here a letter from Leica, from the Academy. >>It seems that they have cancelled the only two English-speaking courses >>Why? "We have received too few registrations for both seminars". > >>Are there really no Leica owners or users hereabouts who would like to >>spend 3 days in Germany, at the Academy, at the Factory, with tuition, >>with *every* piece of Leica camera equipment sat there waiting for you >>to try? > >>Ever fancied spending a 3 days taking pics with the 35/1.4? Or the >>75/1.4? Or the Noctilux? Or the legendary 180mm F2 on the R? > >ah, i can see it now: > >"mr. cassidy, is there a single one of our lenses that you did not get >blood on?" > >"um ... oh, wait, yes, the 50mm summilux 1.4, i'm afraid that fell out of >my camera bag somewhere in the sewer, long before i got to the abbatoir." > >"there seems to be sand in the back of this R8." > >"huh. not sandproof eh? you ought to fix that the next time around." > >"wait, this isn't sand, it ... why these are cracker crumbs!" > >"oh geez. i'm sorry about that. i did have some loose crackers in the >camera bag. some of them must have gotten pulverized with all the dancing >at the nude rave." > >"and your film is all underexposed, you have no photographs from this nude >rave." > >"sorry about that. i think i had the flash on backwards. but you must >admit, the slaughterhouse stuff came out pretty nice." > >"what? dear god man. what have you done to this m6ttl?" > >"done? it's just a little velcro, see, it holds a pencil right there now. >see, if you need a pencil, you can just pull this one off and write. it's >actually covering up a huge ding, i'm sorry about that. i was standing on >the camera bag trying to shoot down liv tyler's blouse at the biker >party. i must have put my foot on the m6. again, i'm sorry about that." > >"that does it mr. cassidy, from now on, there will be NO english language >classes held by the leica academy. wolf! grip! show this lout to the door, >and then push him through it!" > >kc I knew there had to be a good reason for them to cancel the show. Thank you Kyle, for sacrificing yourself in this most considerate manner. - -- * Henning J. Wulff /|\ Wulff Photography & Design /###\ mailto:henningw@archiphoto.com |[ ]| http://www.archiphoto.com