Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/04/05
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on 4/5/01 4:27 AM, Stanislaw B.A. Stawowy at watteau@krakow.neurosoft.net
wrote:
>> Photoshop is sort of the Turing machine of image manipulation
>
> Yes! Yessssss!!!! First prize in humour contest! :-))))))
>
> what about Algorithmed Leica:
>
> function shoot()
> {
> public var sun = getSun('o');
> public var noctilux = getNoctilux('( )');
> public var rapidwinder = getRapidwinder('__C__') ;
> public var uvfilter ;
>
> if(!sun){if(!noctilux) tripod == true else rapidwinder == true}
> else uvfilter='put$in';
> uvfilter.replace(/\$.*/g, ' off!');
> for (ii=0 ; ii<36 ; ii++) {shoot(); if (GoodPhoto) break ;};
> return (Pulitzer.replace(/gold/g, 'nickel')
> }
har har
post of the year so far, Stan!
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John Brownlow
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