Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/02/11
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Erwin, First class, not only are you brilliant on your technical side, there is a nice side of humour you've kept hidden lo these many years! :-) Thanks for "de-cloaking" and presenting your funny side, as many must have thought you didn't posses a funny bone in your body~! Certainly any behind those technical posts. :-) I bet there are many LUGGERS this morning asking the question, "hey is this really our Erwin Puts?" ;-) Thanks Captain Nemo and wherever you are in space have a good day travelling the Leica cosmos! ! ;-) ! ted Ted Grant Photography Limited www.islandnet.com/~tedgrant - ----- Original Message ----- From: "imx" <imxputs@knoware.nl> To: "LUG" <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Sunday, February 11, 2001 4:25 AM Subject: [Leica] First contact > ³Captain Picard! Long range sensors pick up signs of an unknown lifeform.² > ³Bring us into orbit, Mr LaForge² > ³Data, can you identify this lifeform?² > ³It is a Borg-like collective, Sir. They are in constant mental contact with > each other and they share all their thoughts and emotions. They call > themselves Luggers.² > ³Luddites, you mean, Mr Data?² > ³Incorrect, Sir, They are Luggers!² > ³What are they doing? Can they de dangerous?² > ³I am not sure, but they seem to babble, Sir!² > ³Babble Mr. Data?² > ³Yes Sir, they are communicating through a primitive technology about a > large number of unrelated topics, that seem to repeat every 8 months, 3 > days, 6 hours and 13 seconds. They are a very closed society and do not > assimilate knowledge from other cultures. In fact they refuse to accept new > knowledge and seem to internally generate their own concepts which they > presumably value highly.² > ³You mean Mr Data that we are dealing with a non-learning culture?² > ³Effectively, yes Sir. The repetitious nature of their conversation does > indicate an unwillingness to expand their knowledge and experience.² > ³Can you identify a leader with whom we may discuss their situation. They > may be in danger when they encounter the Borg.² > ³No Sir, the Borg will only assimilate a culture when they can add to their > own knowledge. This culture does not offer the Borg anything they might > need. There is no leader, either, Sir. Some individuals are more expressive > and express themselves more often, but they seem not to be valued any > higher than the others.² > ³In fact a very democratic or even anarchical type of society. Can they > evolve?² > ³ Hardly Sir, they lack the necessary tools and infrastructure to become a > mature society. Nothing indicates they would prefer that.² > ³Data, can you identify a pattern in their doings?² > ³Difficult to say, Sir. On the one hand they talk at length about weapon > systems, idicating a violent nature, but on the other hand they indulge > themselves in obsolete topics, that have lost meaning in our age.² > ³Example, Mr Data?² > ³At this very moment they communicate about a topic called ³DOF², that is > part of applied geometrical optics, which has no meaning to us anymore, as > we use fotons as the base for our imaging systems, and we are in particle > and electron optics. There is no consensus however, as they lack a common > base of scientific knowledge and the structure of their debate is > reminiscent of a fairy tale: full of surprising twists, but without any > regard for facts. Based on my predictions, they will close the topic soon > and start it again in 11 months, 12 days, 9 hours and 15 seconds with an > error margin of 0.03 percent.² > ³Well Mr Data, will they survive?² > ³Positive, Sir, They have effective cloaking devices and shielded themselves > from outside sources by some peculiar human habits². > ³Yes Mr Data, I am familiar with these. So let us leave this sector. Mr > LaForge, warp 6.² > ³Red alert, red alert, the Luggers have infected our computer systems! We > cannot leave. Abandon ship!² > > Erwin >