RE: [Leica] Canadian,eh?

["Tim Atherton" <timphoto@nt.sympatico.ca>]

GREAT...!!!

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
> [mailto:owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us]On Behalf Of Ian Stanley
> Sent: September 30, 1999 7:43 PM
> To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
> Subject: [Leica] Canadian,eh?
> 
> 
> Greetings all,
> 
> 	Sorry to continue with this off topic stuff but this 
> message just came in
> from a friend of mine in Canada.
> 
> Cheers, 
> 
> Ian
> 
> >You may be Canadian if:
> >
> >1.      You pronounce the red sauce as ketchup, not 'cat soup'.
> >2.      You dismiss all beers under 6% as for "children and the
> >elderly".
> >3.      You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
> >4.      You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
> >5.      You participated in "Participaction".
> >6.      You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale
> >"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for
> >me".
> >7.      You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
> >8.      Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world,
> >you
> >don't possess a Canadian passport.
> >9.      You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the
> >missing u's from labor, honor and color.
> >10.     You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar
> >added",  thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal
> >packaging.
> >11.     You are excited whenever an American television show mentions
> >Canada.
> >12.     You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
> >13.     You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
> >"Skin-a-ma-rinky-doo " opus.
> >14.     You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling
> >nauseous.
> >15.     You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
> >16.     You know what a toque is.
> >17.     You have some momento of Doug and Bob.
> >18.     You admit Rich Little is a Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis
> >is
> >not.
> >19.     You know Toronto is not a province.
> >20.     You never miss "Coaches Corner".
> >21.     Backbacon and Kraft Dinner are two of the food groups.
> >22.     Snow is not "evil".
> >23.     People around the world think you're American, then love you
> >when
> >they  find out you're not!.
> >24.     You know that a "fanny pak" is a pouch you wear around your
> >waist.
> >25.     Any day above 10 degrees C is shorts weather.
> >