Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1999/05/11
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Now this reminds me of the time I was about to photograph a woman in the nude. But she got angry and told me to put my clothes back on :-) Roy On 11 May 99 at 10:22, Ted Grant wrote: > No no it's just a great line to get them on the hook. :) Once that > happens you turn on the charm and it surprises the heck out of them > and they love it.:) How's this? > > You have to say this at just the right time, Leica in hand, because > you have conned them into thinking your safe and you want to make > them famous in your pictures. :) > > Now at the crucial moment after the first clicks and you have > charmed them like crazy and they are breathing hard steaming your > lens, you lean closely as this is the consummate "decisive moment!" > You whisper softly using your smoothest voice, " Have you ever > wondered what it would be like making it with a senior?" > > Smiling nicely you quickly return your attention to the Leica > allowing the question to sink in, you pause for a moment and then > step back. > > The reason for stepping back is to avoid getting smacked in the side > of the head in case she doesn't have any "sense of humour." However > if they should reach out a willing hand, just remember to be > prepared and hope you had your Viagra with your morning wheaties!:) > > You young lads need a few Leica light years before you can use this > line.:) > > Oh by the way if you find it works I'd like to know, it's one of > those untested theory things. :) I keep looking for willing > testers.:) > > Getting it on with a Leica, the secrets out. :) So Dan don't give > up, there's always hope. :) ted > > >