Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/10/30
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]At 06:09 AM 1998-10-30 -0600, George Huczek wrote: >I checked with my local dealer. He never heard of the stuff. Does anyone >know where you can buy Sharpo? Alas, but only those with a Need to Know can be entrusted with this vital information. After all, SHARPO is a great national treasure, and it cannot be allowed out into the public without let. If the populace had access to this stuff, why, riots would result. Empires would dissolve. Nations would collapse. Whole economies would disappear. The US government would sue the most successful company in history. The President of the United States would get his ass hauled into court by some trailer-trash bimbo from the backwoods of nowhere and would end up looking like the fool he is. Leica would successfully market wonderful lenses and superb cameras. Gads. We can't have this! Please contact me by private E-mail. IF I like you, and if you pass the appropriate Turtle Club tests -- say, bud, are YOU a Turtle? -- then, and maybe only then, and maybe IF I feel like it, I'll tell you where to go, and I'll be blunt: it's a nasty section of town, and you knock on this blank wooden door, and a little slot opens, and you say, with false bravado, "Joe sent me". And maybe they let you in. SHARPO: it's good for what ails you. Hell, if I drank some, maybe I could get a date. Marc msmall@roanoke.infi.net FAX: +540/343-7315 Cha robh bas fir gun ghras fir!