Fw: Statues In The Park

[Soon Wai Hoe <adisoon@pl.jaring.my>]

> > 
> > >Statues in the Park
> > >-------------------
> > >
> > >For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each
> other in
> > >a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
> > >
> > >"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm
> going to
> > >give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for
thirty
> > >minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of
his
> hands,
> > >the angel brought the statues to life.
> > >
> > >The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
> bushes,
> > >from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and
> shaking of
> > >branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the
> bushes, wide
> > >grins on their faces.
> > >
> > >"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking
> knowingly.
> > >
> > >Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue
> and
> > >said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on
> its
> > >head."
> > >
> > >
> > 
> > ~ in the presence of dementia , keep a straight face ~